I said, Hey Ed
Would you like a new job instead?
Something light
Something that can get you on by

I said, Hey Ed
Would you like to bury the dead?
Take a new life
Get your car and tell me goodbye

Because these days just keep on passing by
And I'd rather not just watch you die

He said Hey, my friend, I'm good where I am
Just a son of a bitch who knows where to stand
Maybe you're the one who needs some air
We can go to hell and get some land down there

No, I don't have patience or expect a lot
Just a parking lot with my own little spot
So don't be telling me to take a shot
Because if I had five dollars it would be a lot

They said he fled
Took his car and drove through the bend
Blew every light
The engine roared with hell in his eyes

He'll get them back
His only motive now is revenge
On through the night
Until tomorrow shows him the light

How did Ed get caught up in this mess?
All I know is someone ends up dead

And Ed said, Listen, my friend, they took all that I had
And that's more than enough to make me mad
And I'd bet bottom dollar from the top of my heart
That you won't see me coming back 'round to these parts

See them peering out the windows and behind the bar
The howling of the engine that silences all
Pull the key out the motor and put it in park
A last look in the mirror before I open the door

I said, Hey Ed
Go and get your revenge
I said, Hey Ed
Go and get your revenge
I said, Hey Ed
Go and get your revenge
I said, Hey Ed
Put those fuckers to bed

I said, Hey Ed
Go and get your revenge
I said, Hey Ed
Put those fuckers to bed
I said, Hey Ed
Go and get your revenge
I said, Hey Ed
Put those fuckers to bed